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Giving the White House to Michelle Obama

Yatindra Bhatnagar

Former President Barack Obama is a trendsetter in not one but in many other ways - being the first black president is just one.

He is the first president to encourage same sex marriage (of course without giving up his own) and vigorously promoting the transgenders, siding with cop-hating Black Lives Matter movement, apologizing abroad for the past ‘sins’ of the US government, weakening of the American military and many other things that have divided the nation. I am not discussing all that, here today.

I am not entering into the political arena for now.  I am not going into the controversy of Obama’s birth, parentage, split nationalities and even color. Of course, he is not full black, he is only half black as his mother was a white American. I don’t even argue that since his stepfather was Indonesian so Barack Obama is also half Indonesian.

And I also don’t want to point out that since his first father was a Muslim and his step father was also a Muslim he is two-thirds a Muslim. I am also ignoring some other things like his early education in an Islamic school in Indonesia, and his controversial enrolment at Harvard and his ‘untraceable’ transcripts etc. etc. etc.

I want to concentrate today on what he said at a lecture he gave recently at a leadership event in Singapore.

The former President claimed that women are “indisputably” superior leaders to men.

He said: “Now women, I just want you to know; you are not perfect, but what I can say pretty indisputably is that you’re better than us [men]. 

“I’m absolutely confident that for two years if every nation on earth was run by women, you would see a significant improvement across the board on just about everything … living standards and outcomes,” he continued.

“If you look at the world and look at the problems it’s usually old people, usually old men, not getting out of the way,” the former president went on.

Now I am certain that Obama is going back 12 years and first he would let Hillary be the Democratic Party’s nominee instead of him and let her win. Then after four years he would again let Hillary come for the second term and let her win, because she is better than men (him.) You know she was able to use her private server to do government business, was also able to hide many things, and also successfully destroyed 33,000 e-mails and escaped any punishment. Tell me what men could have done that? So, she was fully superior to men.

And, of course, in 2016 Obama would have decided to give yet another chance to women as they are superior to men. And he would let his wife, Michelle, more superior than him, to take over where Hillary had left. That would have avoided all this chaotic situation where the Democrats had to try and look for anything to impeach Donald Trump.

After all this impeachment thing is not easy to prove beyond any reasonable doubt! Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler are men and not capable of doing that.  Nancy Pelosi seems senile and is getting old, it should have been left to Ilhan Omar, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib to do a perfect job. They are superior women.

Obama did not stop there. He had added:

“It is important for political leaders to try and remind themselves that you are there to do a job, but you are not there for life, you are not there in order to prop up your own sense of self -importance or your own power.”

Now some hypocrisy is ok, more so for the one who did ‘something extraordinary’ and who wanted to completely transform the country and totally redistribute wealth and made everyone equal. 

Obama would have persuaded or with the help of his AG Eric Holder or later Loretta Lynch have even forced so that all the media moghuls, all the Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerbergs and other top men in Hollywood would have made their – or others -   women take over.

No more NBA, or NFL or professional heavyweight boxing – the women would have taken over everything as they are ‘superior,’ according to the ‘inferior’ former President Obama.

And, of course, the ‘diversity’ thing would have been everywhere.

PS: The mike had been turned off, and this was added ONLY for the women, especially Democratic women, who should be motivated by the words of Barack Obama and flock to the voting centers in 2020 and as The Hill added: 

“Obama is pandering on identity politics because he knows Democrats need supercharged voter turnout and single, career minded women are a key voting block the eventual nominee must turn out in record numbers to defeat Donald Trump.”

Long Live Hypocrisy!

God Bless America!

 

1/2/20