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Sick husband, slick wife

The husband became very sick......He consulted many multi facility hospitals..... Still couldn't get cured...He was very very sad. 

Then his wife advised, "why don't you consult a veterinary doctor?" 

He was shocked..then angry. He screamed at her....are you mad...??. 

She replied softly.."nothing has happened to me.... It is you who is having a problem......You wake up early in the morning like a cock,.....take half a bath like a crow,....eat something like a monkey,.then run to office like a race horse .you work like a donkey.forgetting your food and family,.....there u scream to your juniors like a wild bear,.....at night you reach home late and bark at us like a dog ......then you eat like a pig , you go to bed and sleep like a buffalo. 

She added: “Now, is there any more doubt about which doctor you should meet?” 

The man just sat there gaping.... 

Then the wife’s final comment: “Now, why are u looking at me like an owl...??"

 

[Sent by Seema Suneja from Houston.]

 9/6/18